hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
excalilbur: excalilbur: i have more followers than there are people in my school
mothersgay: hotanimegirl: gif: why was the math book sad? had too many problems fuck you no need to be a calcuhater
geminispy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
alltheselittlethings123: mycroft-queenofcake: llamabutts: omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face is that how celebrities feel?
weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
hawkeye-i-cuar: GUYS GUYS GUYS
tripnskip: s-tark: where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.
yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t. “I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t